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Hourly rate applies. Always has.

Rate-card humour and earned-it attitude for electricians, painters, carpenters, machinists, mechanics and plumbers.

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50 designs on the clock

The Rate Card

Six line items, all billable.

NºTradeDescriptionQty

ElectricianThe hourly rate doubles if you watched a video about it first.9 02

PainterQuotes, coats and the price of doing it right the first time.9 03

CarpenterEarned tools, earned rates, earned the right to say no.8 04

MachinistPrecision costs. So does explaining why.8 05

MechanicLabour rate, diagnostic fee, and respect — all non-negotiable.8 06

PlumberWeekend rates apply. They always did.8

Just Invoiced

The newest designs added to the shop.

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Good Painter Apparel – Expensive Quote
Price range: $25.99 through $42.99
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Awesome Electrician Hourly Rate
Price range: $27.99 through $45.99
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Good Plumber Apparel – Expensive Quote
Price range: $25.99 through $42.99
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It’s Expensive to hire a skilled Mechanic
Price range: $27.99 through $45.99
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Skilled Machinist Aren’t Cheap – Blue Collar Trade
Price range: $27.99 through $40.99
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Skilled Carpenters Aren’t Cheap Carpenters Apparel – Carpenter Quote
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
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Expensive To Hire A Good Painter T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts
Price range: $25.99 through $42.99
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The Title Electrician Earned Apparel – Blood Sweat Tears
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99

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Questions, Answered

Everything you need before you order.

How long will my order take?

Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.

Which styles and sizes can I choose?

Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.

What is the fabric like?

Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.

What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?

You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.

Do you ship outside the United States?

Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.

Can I order for a whole crew?

We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.